February 2012
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“it’s a mexican pocket pussy”
– my roommate
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“they’re sexy jeans. have you seen these jeans?”
– my roommate
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“Tryna’ tell my folks that flowin’ ain’t easy
Travellin’...”
– Blu
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“so you want to smoke out of a bop-it?”
– my roommate
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friends from school: yo! where are the pictures from the party?
me: i keep forgetting to upload them. why are you in such a hurry to see yourself shit faced though?
friends from school: i'm not. i just need a new profile picture for facebook
me: *SLAP*
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me: *dancing like a penguin*
her: you know what you look like?
me: a peng--
her: an idiot, LOL.
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“It’s the muffin top’s of butts”
– my roommate’s brother
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dilla +pharcyde
fuckin’ magical
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i don’t remember where i knew her from but i used to chat (online) with this japanese chick (who actually lived in japan) she was 5 years older than me. she spoke pretty fluently but for some reason she always thought i was being condescending to her. it was fine most of the time but it got annoying sometimes; i couldn’t make any kind of inappropriate joke because she would always...
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“Zzz…Zzz…Zzz”
– my roommate (from 10AM to 10PM)
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food: i love you
me: i love you more
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“i’m just going to youtube asian girl gymnastics.”
– my roommate
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“i accidentally roofied myself.”
– my roommate
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labonnecuisine:
Just realized that “Mama’s Boy” (the song) is my most popular track ever. Thanks to all the supporters!
& remember, “Walk On By” comes out on thursday february 9th!
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